Go to book store to buy cookbook for our house lady so we can have delish lunches from now on. Spend 25-30min looking through the 200 or so books at bookstore. Decide on a book about chicken. Get back to house, go to kitchen to put book in obscure cabinet that we never use. Open cabinet to find it almost empty aside from THE EXACT SAME GODDAMN COOKBOOK I JUST BOUGHT!!! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!!!?
Dammit.